Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Two requests

Dear W-
Just two small requests today.

1. Maintain a minimum distance of 12 inches between you and the oven. The door is not meant as a step ladder. The handle isn't meant for hanging any more than a towel. And the timer/clock is not considered a musical instrument.

2. Battery removal is not a sport. Please refrain from removing them from every last electronic device on the premises.

Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Management

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